Two can play the “write your name on everything you own” game.

Two can play the “write your name on everything you own” game.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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May

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30

May

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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.

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May

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glitterweave:

I’m trying to be funny

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30

May

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30

May

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rebechon:

SOMEONE IN THE PARKING LOT IS HONKING HIS HORN REPEATEDLY AND MY DAD JUST RAN OUTSIDE WITH HIS PISTOL AND A BASEBALL BAT SHIT’S GOING DOWN.

28

May

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Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”

whenmomentsblog:

My friend and I are like

Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”

So my friend and I are like


www.whenmomentsblog.tumblr.com

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May

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rebechon:

rebechon:

In my ideal world people would:

  • take a drug test before receiving government aid
  • have a financial self-sufficiency check done before having kids
  • not be allowed to parent if they are a repeat felon.
  • not legally allowed to raise children before age 18 (pref 21)
  • not be allowed in their vehicle without passing a Breathalyzer test.
  • not be allowed to move their vehicle without engaging their seatbelt.
  • have more extensive mandatory driver’s training courses at any age to receive a license.
  • have an annual checkup while parenting to make sure they are able to raise a child.
  • lose their driver’s license permanently after 3 driving related offenses.

All of these are great ideas why do none of them exist.

“my ideal world” does not mean “america” everyone needs to quit.

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May

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May

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