Two can play the “write your name on everything you own” game.
I’m trying to be funny
SOMEONE IN THE PARKING LOT IS HONKING HIS HORN REPEATEDLY AND MY DAD JUST RAN OUTSIDE WITH HIS PISTOL AND A BASEBALL BAT SHIT’S GOING DOWN.
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
In my ideal world people would:
- take a drug test before receiving government aid
- have a financial self-sufficiency check done before having kids
- not be allowed to parent if they are a repeat felon.
- not legally allowed to raise children before age 18 (pref 21)
- not be allowed in their vehicle without passing a Breathalyzer test.
- not be allowed to move their vehicle without engaging their seatbelt.
- have more extensive mandatory driver’s training courses at any age to receive a license.
- have an annual checkup while parenting to make sure they are able to raise a child.
- lose their driver’s license permanently after 3 driving related offenses.
All of these are great ideas why do none of them exist.
“my ideal world” does not mean “america” everyone needs to quit.
(Source: fivehundredcats)
This photo was reblogged from fivehundredcats and originally by fivehundredcats.
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